Official Club...
Symbol: smushed kangaroo (don't ask)
Mascot: nudibranch
Bird: blue-footed booby
Insect: four-inch Madagascar hissing cockroach
Food: blood pudding
Accent: British
Hated Dog Breed: Pekingese
Dog Breed That Sounds Like a Rare Type of Cheese: Briard
Dog Breed That Sounds Like a British Person Named It: Dandy Dinmont Terrier
Misdemeanor: jaywalking
Pet Peeve: siblings
Time Zone: Greenland Time
Livestock Body Part That You'd Never Eat But That Some People Do: pigs' feet
Musical Instrument: kazoo
Weird Made-up Product: Crystal Spam
There's more, but you get the picture....