Do not forget the plan--do not forget your lines.
--Megan after flubbing the line, "Do not forget the plan: we will be good Klingon hosts..."
Jesus guys, get going! We haven't got all day!
--Lindsay, whining humorously, repeated by everyone
Your motivation here is poultry.
--Katie, directing the "birds" in the John Paul and the Brain Surgeons version of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
You're smiling at me. Stop smiling at me!
--Claire, after being cracked up by someone off-camera
I didn't hear the beep!
--just about everyone at some point, after missing the camera's electronic "beginning recording" beep
Beer? Pretzles?? SARDINES?!
--a general exclamation to be used in almost any situation
You just called me "Bone."
--Katie, who played Dr. "Bones" McCoy, to Claire (Kirk) after Claire failed to add the all-important "S"
This is SO exciting.
--Keith originally had this line in the third news show; now it's a general catch-phrase--the joke is, Keith didn't (and rarely does) sound "excited"
Overact... Just ACTING would be sufficient!
--Lindsay, after directing Keith to overact
Blue light special!!!
--Katie, after a Star Trek prop with the blue light in it was knocked (again) off its perch
Spank me, Keptin.
--Lindsay, in the Chekov voice, being sarcastic
Is there a BUG in my face?!
--Claire, during the "alien planet" Star Trek scene, after trying unsuccessfully several times to shoo away an annoyingly persistent insect
It's not MY line.
--Claire, after recording started, waiting for a line from someone else to start the scene
Humus is Latin for dirt.
--Keith, during a lunch break on the Guide to the Classics set, with a startling revelation about one of the items on the menu
Y' grreat nancy.
--Megan, in a thick Scottish accent, for no apparant reason
Fearsome.
--started by Megan, in the context of "That's a fearsome [very cool] coat."
See that you do.
--Lindsay, to a phone sales peson who said that he would "call back later"
You, you, uh...you suck!
--Megan and Claire attempting the French taunters routine at inappropriate moments
It was non-drowsy!
--Claire, who was at the time in a stupor, protesting that the decongestant she took wasn't the cause
Never assume an actor wouldn't be interested in a cool moth.
--Todd Alan Johnson, instigating a new in-joke among the GDIs