Drink for the first appearance of each main character and say, "Welcome to the party!"

Drink when someone dies.

Drink when you can see The Poor.

Drink when you see the silver candlesticks. Drink twice if they're lit.

Drink when you see a nun in those incredibly large and scary hats. It is also fun to hum "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" when you see the Mother Superior.

Drink when they get some small detail from the book right (like when you can see that Bamatabois is on the jury).

When there is a sequence where Jean Valjean or Javert is reminded of or thinks he recognizes the other, drink and say, "There is a disturbance in the Force...a presence I have not felt since..."

Drink whenever Geoffrey Rush steps into or out of shadow.

Drink when there's a note, or report or some other sort of paper. (You'd be surprised how many times this happens--and all without an Eponine to carry the notes around!)

Drink when someone is reading something. Drink twice if someone is writing something. Finish your drink if it is possible for you to read the writing. Start clearing away the empty cups, bottles, etc. when someone's writing near a river. (Or say, for Javert, "Dear Diary...")

Whenever someone takes off his hat drink and yell, "Hat-head!" Drink twice if it's Geoffrey Rush. When he throws his hat on the ground petulantly, finish your drink and say, "Temper, temper." (Another effective tactic here is to whine, for Javert, about how it's not fair that those stupid nuns get to wear bigger, goofier hats than him.)

When you see Liam Neeson's thumb drink and say, "I can recommend a good manicurist."

Drink when someone's dirty. Well, excessively dirty anyway.

Drink when Claire Danes is on the verge of, or in, tears.

Drink whenever someone hits/slaps/kicks someone else. Drink twice if the slapee (or hitee or kickee) deserved it. Finish your drink when Liam Neeson slams Geoffrey Rush into the wall and say, "Gee, that looks like it hurt!"

When Marius is walking like a stalker/weirdo drink and hum the Jaws theme.

Drink when there are people on horseback or when there are people in wagons, coaches, etc. Finish your drink when the coach overturns and say, "That's it, Javert! We're never letting you drive again!"

Drink for every entrance of Javert's little informer guy and yell, "Greetings, rat boy!"

Drink when Javert grabs someone by the lapels.

Drink when you see the guy who's not quite the Prefect, but who seems to be about as good an official as Geoffrey Rush could scrounge up.

Drink when you see food. Drink twice if someone actually eats the food. (Ever notice how this is rare in most movies? The characters must be starving!)

Drink when you see The Fearsome Coat. (This would be Liam Neeson's coat, which you can get a very good look at during the trial scene.)

Drink when Geoffrey Rush is not wearing his fearsome coat.

Drink when Liam Neeson is Concerned. Drink twice if he's Concerned about a Moral Dilemma.

When Uma Thurman coughs drink and say, "You really ought to get to a doctor." Drink twice if she coughs blood.

When someone has a gun drink and say, "Hey, be careful! You could put someone's eye out!"

Drink when Claire Danes annoys you.

Drink and hum "Ev'rybody Ought to Have a Maid" when you see Toussaint.

Drink when Geoffrey Rush says "lawr" for "law."

Drink whenever it is obvious that Liam Neeson is much taller than Geoffrey Rush. Drink twice when Liam Neeson laughs while talking to Geoffrey Rush in the factory (it's just after Geoffrey Rush has his "wolf wearing sheep's clothing" line) and speak for Liam Neeson, saying, "I'm laughing because I am so much taller than you! Ha ha!"

Drink when there is a flashback of Toulon.

When Marius notices Cosette's note carved on the bench drink and say, "Good thing Valjean sprung for those wood-carving lessons!"

Drink when Claire Danes makes a strange or just plain scary face. When she makes that scary face at Liam Neeson (when she's going on about "Who are you?!") drink and say, "She should have used that face on Javert--he'd never have come back!"

When you first see Javert getting bounced around in the coach drink and say, "Damn thing needs new shocks!"

When Liam Neeson is lifting the cart drink and yell, "Lift with your legs, not your back, Valjean!"

When Captain B. is showing Javert around the town and Javert says something about "conditions being much better" than in Paris drink and say approvingly, "Even your filth is cleaner."

When Javert is telling Valjean about his parents drink and say, "Woah! I bet family reunions are a blast!"

When Geoffrey Rush is in his room. When he's pacing back and forth, drink and say, "Where's that darned room service?!"

When Geoffrey Rush yells "I KNEW it!" drink and say in a whine, "Knew what?"

Drink when you can see the sewer water and remark, "Say, isn't that Yoo-Hoo and wood chips?"

And for fun The Fugitive moments...

When Liam Neeson has dragged Marius out of the sewer and he notices Javert's gun and he looks up at Javert drink and say for Liam Neeson, "I didn't kill me wife." Hopefully, someone else in the room will respond, "I don't care."

When Javert is giving orders to the soldiers when they are waiting outside Paris for Valjean to arrive drink and say "What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse within a five-mile radius!"