
What is this?
This is an issue so vital, so important that the Fate of the Universe may well rest in your, yes YOUR, hands. The issue, of course, is whether or not Todd Alan Johnson looks like John Travolta (you may expect this to be THE topic of debate in the 2012 presidential election), and it's up to YOU to help decide!
Actually, it's a humorous tongue-in-cheek survey, but play along, okay?
How the heck did this get started?
It all began when Lindsay and Lindsay's brother Keith took their friend Katie (whom they used to think was only mildly insane) to see Les Misérables in Tampa. Sadly, Katie's brain was addled by watching not only the phenomenally bad movie The Urban Cowboy, which stars an alarmingly young and skinny John Travolta, but also Primary Colors, which also features you-know-who (John Travolta!). Since she'd recently seen John Travolta, Katie must have had him on her brain. As the show unfolded, Katie looked through the binoculars (always bring binoculars) and had an epiphany.
"That guy looks like John Travolta."
"No he doesn't," Lindsay replied. Further research revealed that "that guy" was Todd Alan Johnson, who had been playing Javert. And so started the Great Johnson/Travolta Debate, with Lindsay taking the adamant position that no, Todd Alan Johnson does NOT look like John Travolta and Katie taking the equally adament position that yes, Todd Alan Johnson DOES look like John Travolta while Keith watched with amusement.
So?
So, we want YOUR opinion. It'll only take a second. Think of how John Travolta looks. You can picture him, can't you? Or if you can't, examine this picture from the cover of the Primary Colors CD. (John Travolta would be the guy on the far left.)

Got your mental picture of John Travolta? Examined the picture? Great! Now check out the picture below. It's Todd Alan Johnson! Hmm...

Okay, you've made your decision. Now, since you've made it this far down the page, you have a moral obligation--a moral obligation!--to fill out the survey. Go to it!