Thanks for your visit! We hope you've enjoyed your stay, although we were unable to give you a complimentary packet of peanuts. Strange as it is to comprehend, this may not be the only site on the internet that you'll ever want to visit, so with that in mind here's an outlet to some of the rest of the web. The selection of links was based on the assumption that most people come by this page because of some general interests (meaning usually they typed "John Travolta" into a search engine and wound up here). So we made up some categories and listed a related link or two. Witness:
Todd Alan Johnson
This page wouldn't be possible without the (perhaps) Travolta-ish mug of Todd Alan Johnson, and if you don't know who TAJ is, you should. Don't let Travolta hog the limelight!
TAJ -- Todd Alan Johnson's got a website! Take in his own brand of wit and creativity, and check out what he does when he's not rescuing moths. Neglect ye not the sprinkler equipment link.
Yahoo Search Results for "Todd Alan Johnson" -- Where else is Todd Alan Johnson on the web? What other pages make mention? Let Yahoo find out for you.
John Travolta
Yes, the page does have significant Travolta content, and everyone knows who he is. Therefore, we had to include some links.
Travolta.com: The Official Website -- At long last, an official John Travolta webpage. Comes compelte with the latest Travolta news, a biography, pictures and other media, and a page where you can send your comments to The Man.
The Ultimate John Travolta Homepage -- This page has all the requisite stuff as well as links to other John Travolta pages...
Star Links -- Play six degrees of John Travolta (or six degrees of anyone in the database) with the University of Virginia's Department of Computer Science's program. Type in any two actors and the page will tell you how many "degrees" separate them. (We found that you CAN connect Todd Alan Johnson to John Travolta--Todd Alan Johnson is not in the database, but Colm Wilkinson (who was in Les Misérables with him) is, so he can be connected to Travolta through Wilkinson--in fewer than six steps.)
"Useless" and/or Humor Pages
A lot of visitors arrived at the page via go2net.com's "Useless Pages," a humbling conglomeration of links to "useless" pages: some funny, some disturbing, some just plain weird. As a result of being selected as the "useless site of the week" in 1999, not only did we get a lot of hits, but wound up on some other pages that host lists of links. It was...interesting.
The Useless Pages -- The original and the best collection of useless pages, for those occasions when you have an hour of two of your life that you want to be able to look back on and ask yourself, "Why?? I could have USED those hours!"
Dave Barry -- The Miami Herald's archive of this newspaper humorist's columns. Learn all about important issues such as frogs appearing in frozen TV dinners. We are not making this up.
The Onion -- Visit the newspaper satire site that convinced a newspaper in Bejing that the U.S. Congress was on strike until a new stadium with more skyboxes was built for them. Funnier, even, than this page: laugh until you drool.
Theatre
Some people who found the page did so because they'd seen Todd Alan Johnson in a show, or because they worked on a show he was in, or because their aunt's best friend's second cousin saw a related show. Who knows? We didn't ask that question in the survey.
Playbill Online -- Theatre news, articles, features and show listings, but without the inserts that fall out of the real ones that ushers give you.
"I'm a fla-na-na-na-na!": The Original Misunderstood Musicals' Lyrics Web Site -- A collection of misheard lyrics from a whole bunch of musicals. Some are quite amusing.
Les Misérables: The Official Site -- Has a big photo database and, among other things, an ever-useful listing of tour dates and venues.
The Official Greg Stone Website -- A Todd Alan Johnson Les Misérables co-star and subject of yet another silly page here at the DTAJLLJT? website.
Ken Hill's Phantom of the Opera -- Okay, so you know the huge, world-famous musical with the chandelier, this is another version of the story with more humor and wit, and it has the added bonus of including TAJ in its alumni list.
Who's Da Mann? -- This site used to have a familiar feature about Terrence Mann: it asked who Mann--who was suggested as a Todd Alan Johnson look-alike way back in the early days of the site--looked like. Was it a conspiracy? Was it coincidence? Unfortunately, the site, which was the official Terrence Mann site, is no longer in service, and we leave this link up as a tribute to an unknown website author with a like-minded sense of humor. For those who want confirmation that such a site did exist, here is an archived link; though the pictures are gone, we can disclose such Mann look-alike names as Tim Curry (also up for TAJ resemblance), General John Burgoyne, Bruce Spence, Lou Reed, and Hugh Laurie.
Kristen Johnston
Since the Does Katie Herder Look Like Kristen Johnston page was added, we have some Johnston stuff on the site, so we have a link, too.
Kristen Johnston E! Online Fact Sheet -- Basic facts, credits, articles, and multimedia.
People Who Know Us
If you're a friend of Lindsay's or Keith's or Katie's (or of Claire's, Megan's, Lisa's, etc.), perhaps you have not seen, and would like to embarass us by gaining knowledge of, the GDI Productions Homepage. Over the years the six of us have made amateur movies (sometimes horribly amateurish, sometimes gloriously amateurish) that are, just about without exception, parodies. Yes, we really are a bunch of goofs.
The GDI Productions Homepage -- About the group, scripts, pictures, sounds, and other miscellaney.
The Moth
This category was necessary because of The Moth. Of course there's a moth story (and in-joke) that go with this site. What could make more sense?
Moths of North America -- A fairly scientific page devoted to the fluttery wee beasties. Natural history and other information, species listings according to state--and more pictures of moths than you can shake a stick at!
Inspirational Butterfly Stories -- Behold. The power of the butterfly. Prepare to be overcome with awe.
Mosura (Mothra) -- The Internet Movie Database's page for Mosura (better known in the U.S. as Mothra), a campy 1960s Japanese monster flick which stars...A GIANT MOTH.
No Reason at All
Or last, you just wandered in for whatever reason and you want to wander out again and start all over--go back to a search engine, type something new in, and see what happens. Yup, we can do that.
altavista.com -- As far as we know, the first search engine that listed this site. It's still a bit of a mystery: we hadn't submitted it. Witness the serindipidy of fate. We blame the moth.